The German people are known for their efficiency, organisation and industriousness. Is it any wonder then, that for the trifling fee of 120 euros, you can have your very own lockable portable toilet for the duration of the Wacken Open Air festival, positioned near your allocated camping area, cleaned daily with military precision by sanitation crews? A small price to pay for convenience and sanitation, methinks.

Of course, we have put our names down for one. We trust it will be of a higher calibre than the image above.