goatlady and I have been attending quite a few metal gigs lately, and I’ve noticed a disturbing trend. The band is on stage, they’re rocking the crowd, and the crowd is flashing the horns… but no, half of the people look like they are holding fucking crooked little stumps in the air.

Goddamit, if you are going to flash the horns, HOLD YOUR FUCKING FINGERS STRAIGHT. Don’t give me this limp wristed, half bent elbow wave. Is your hand broken? Do you have no muscle control? Is your mascara running into your eyes causing you too much pain? Come on people… \m/