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horn etiquette motherfucker

goat­lady and I have been attend­ing quite a few metal gigs lately, and I’ve noticed a dis­turb­ing trend. The band is on stage, they’re rock­ing the crowd, and the crowd is flash­ing the horns… but no, half of the peo­ple look like they are hold­ing fuck­ing crooked lit­tle stumps in the air.

God­damit, if you are going to flash the horns, HOLD YOUR FUCKING FINGERS STRAIGHT. Don’t give me this limp wristed, half bent elbow wave. Is your hand bro­ken? Do you have no mus­cle con­trol? Is your mas­cara run­ning into your eyes caus­ing you too much pain? Come on peo­ple… \m/

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One Response to “horn etiquette motherfucker”

  1. Dee Snider is taking back the horns, man « enter the goatlady says:
    November 17, 2009 at 8:10 am

    […] I posted on this blog on the topic of Metal Horn Abuse when The Onion posted Metal Coun­cil Con­venes to Dis­cuss ‘Metal Hand Sign’ Abuse way back in Sep­tem­ber last year (the same arti­cle that inspired Dee to cre­ate his site). Dave also had a bit of a rant about limp-handed metal horns, Horn Eti­quette Motherfucker. […]